Star Lord and the Raptor 4

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So, you’re a cross between a cool space cowboy and a naughty space pirate. You want people to call you “Star Lord” but the name isn’t catching on (despite you insisting repeatedly and then stealing stuff trying to make it stick).

Then you come across some dinosaurs. Specifically, Raptors. Everyone knows Raptors are the coolest and you’re the coolest, so you all get on.

Then, it hits you. The idea is so simple, it’s brilliant. It was staring you right in the face and you almost kick yourself because you didn’t think of it sooner.

START A BOY BAND.

Obviously, you’ll be the front man because who has more charisma than you? NOBODY, that’s who. The Raptor’s can hum a tune okay, buy they’re mainly there because they have stage presence and bring that “wow” factor people keep on talking about (but nobody know’s what it means).

You’ll take the universe by storm, playing two-bit bars everywhere (but that’s okay because you want to pay your dues and be all bohemian and shit).

But what should we call ourselves? The answer is obvious: Star Lord and the Raptor 4! BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

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