Iron Man’s Part Time Job

You were an Avenger.

You were a millionaire playboy philanthropist.

Then the work dried out. You were that good at being an Avenger, there was no more crime, however, because you dedicated your life to more noble pursuits you also lost your empire.

You had to get a part time job to pay the bills – but what? You’re Iron Man, what else can you do? Make weapons for the government? Screw that.

There was only one choice from there on out. IRONING.

Your’re IRON man right? So get a job as a novelty laundry guy. That’s big bucks right there. People love novelty.

Decision made: Iron Man’s part time job will be a laundry guy.

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